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I just feel good knowing that if anything every happened to Michael, I would have somewhere to go.

-Stevie referring to the streets of Santa Monica
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woot (. Y .) hootie

[ROCOBaller]

"Apparently I took a pic of my dick with dog tattoos on it last night" - Corey
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i am a princess. meow

i tend to think of myself as one woman wolf pack

[ROCOBaller]

Me: "what does sapiosexual mean?"
Corey: "I don't know"
Me: "I'll look it up. It's someone who finds intelligence the most attractive quality."
Corey: "Oh, so a liar."
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i am a princess. meow

i tend to think of myself as one woman wolf pack

[mabrown]

"I would eat that stuff all the time if it was good for you. Put all the twinkies in my mouth. In between the dicks, of course" princess April

[Elvin]

Eric- 'DC is racist'
Melissa - 'something about Banana pudding would be more apt'

Don't worry about it! First quote of 2017! We did it, guys!!!!
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It's hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese when you look like I do....Oh, you're out of that? Then just give me Vice President of Ultimate Frisbee.

[Elvin]

'We have a lot of parasites. Parasites, parasites, parasites.'

-Cing Coral
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It's hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese when you look like I do....Oh, you're out of that? Then just give me Vice President of Ultimate Frisbee.

[Elvin]

Evan- 'If I looked liked Tarzan...ohh boy..'

Me but Eric's suggestion to post
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It's hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese when you look like I do....Oh, you're out of that? Then just give me Vice President of Ultimate Frisbee.