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Chuck

Joined: 26 Mar 2009 Posts: 519 Location: Bentonville
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Posted: Thu, 07.31.14 8:27 pm Post subject: |
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"Those two are perfect for each other because they're both ******* nuts!"
"I like all beans except lima beans. Those are f***** up. "
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Elvin

Joined: 17 Apr 2008 Posts: 1250 Location: The Science Department's big Oppenheimer Pinata Party
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Posted: Tue, 08.05.14 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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Victor - 'Is that king kharl? Last time I saw him he had a very nice man haircut.' _________________ It's hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese when you look like I do....Oh, you're out of that? Then just give me Vice President of Ultimate Frisbee. |
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Jacob

Joined: 13 May 2003 Posts: 1714
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Posted: Tue, 08.05.14 8:37 pm Post subject: |
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Wes wrote: | I fuck sinks! I fuck sinks! Sinks and goats are different animals. |
_________________ Bitches, Leave.
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Andria

Joined: 05 Jul 2007 Posts: 144
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Posted: Fri, 10.03.14 10:52 am Post subject: |
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"Next time you see on of your students on their phone, you should tell them they won't find a cold hot dog on there." -Andy Dunn
"Colby just motorboated my weiner. It felt pretty good."- Dave Hilgeman _________________ And while I'm on the subject, let me say something about Harry Potter. Warlocks are the enemies of God! |
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Chuck

Joined: 26 Mar 2009 Posts: 519 Location: Bentonville
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Posted: Tue, 11.18.14 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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Not really a quote, but when Jacob P. hit that little runt dog with the pull at fall league last night, it was pretty funny.
Or it gave me a justice boner. Not sure which is which anymore. |
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Chuck

Joined: 26 Mar 2009 Posts: 519 Location: Bentonville
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Posted: Mon, 01.12.15 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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"I didn't realize how sketch the Electric Cowboy was until April said she doesn't go there." - (top talent) Pat |
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Chuck

Joined: 26 Mar 2009 Posts: 519 Location: Bentonville
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Posted: Tue, 03.03.15 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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The best/most obnoxious player in Fayetteville ultimate was telling me this heartfelt story about his favorite board/card game that he played with his brother growing up:
Quote: | First, you lay all the cards out, face-down on the table. On your turn, you flip over one card, then you flip over another.
If they match... |
DAMMIT CASEY |
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Chuck

Joined: 26 Mar 2009 Posts: 519 Location: Bentonville
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Andria

Joined: 05 Jul 2007 Posts: 144
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Posted: Fri, 07.24.15 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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When April tells you to get off the golf cart, you get off the golf cart - Maddy Brown _________________ And while I'm on the subject, let me say something about Harry Potter. Warlocks are the enemies of God! |
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ROCOBaller

Joined: 22 Sep 2005 Posts: 2079 Location: your mom's house
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Posted: Wed, 07.29.15 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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"never hire old men to your job" - courtney _________________ i am a princess. meow
i tend to think of myself as one woman wolf pack |
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Andria

Joined: 05 Jul 2007 Posts: 144
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Posted: Sat, 12.05.15 8:52 pm Post subject: |
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Whitney: if anybody is going to rape you, they should bring a rawhide _________________ And while I'm on the subject, let me say something about Harry Potter. Warlocks are the enemies of God! |
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CaseyK
Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 255 Location: Fayetteville
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Posted: Wed, 12.23.15 9:24 pm Post subject: |
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"Have you ever tried getting field space in Springdale? I know the new parks director there and could introduce you. His name is Bill Mock," - my next door neighbor _________________ "Klein" like Calvin, "henz" like chickens with a "z" |
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mabrown
Joined: 08 Nov 2009 Posts: 19
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Posted: Thu, 01.14.16 8:10 pm Post subject: |
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"Do you care if I lick it"
April, staring deep into Will's eyes, holding the TV remote control that she had just spilled melted chocolate all over. |
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mabrown
Joined: 08 Nov 2009 Posts: 19
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Posted: Thu, 01.14.16 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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"I wonder what it's like to be finger banged by an NBA player" April |
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mabrown
Joined: 08 Nov 2009 Posts: 19
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Posted: Sat, 01.16.16 8:02 pm Post subject: |
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"That's the best penis joke I've made all day, and I peed on my phone earlier" William sharp |
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