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Chuck
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"Those two are perfect for each other because they're both ******* nuts!"
"I like all beans except lima beans. Those are f***** up. "
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Elvin
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Location: The Science Department's big Oppenheimer Pinata Party
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Victor - 'Is that king kharl? Last time I saw him he had a very nice man haircut.'
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It's hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese when you look like I do....Oh, you're out of that? Then just give me Vice President of Ultimate Frisbee. |
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Jacob
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| Posted: Tue, 08.05.14 8:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Wes wrote: | | I fuck sinks! I fuck sinks! Sinks and goats are different animals. |
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Bitches, Leave.
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Andria
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"Next time you see on of your students on their phone, you should tell them they won't find a cold hot dog on there." -Andy Dunn
"Colby just motorboated my weiner. It felt pretty good."- Dave Hilgeman
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And while I'm on the subject, let me say something about Harry Potter. Warlocks are the enemies of God! |
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Chuck
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| Posted: Tue, 11.18.14 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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Not really a quote, but when Jacob P. hit that little runt dog with the pull at fall league last night, it was pretty funny.
Or it gave me a justice boner. Not sure which is which anymore. |
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Chuck
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| "I didn't realize how sketch the Electric Cowboy was until April said she doesn't go there." - (top talent) Pat |
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Chuck
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The best/most obnoxious player in Fayetteville ultimate was telling me this heartfelt story about his favorite board/card game that he played with his brother growing up:
| Quote: | First, you lay all the cards out, face-down on the table. On your turn, you flip over one card, then you flip over another.
If they match... |
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Chuck
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Andria
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| Posted: Fri, 07.24.15 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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When April tells you to get off the golf cart, you get off the golf cart - Maddy Brown
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ROCOBaller
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
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Location: your mom's house
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| Posted: Wed, 07.29.15 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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"never hire old men to your job" - courtney
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i am a princess. meow
i tend to think of myself as one woman wolf pack |
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Andria
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Whitney: if anybody is going to rape you, they should bring a rawhide
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And while I'm on the subject, let me say something about Harry Potter. Warlocks are the enemies of God! |
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CaseyK
Joined: 18 Jan 2010
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Location: Fayetteville
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| Posted: Wed, 12.23.15 9:24 pm Post subject: |
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"Have you ever tried getting field space in Springdale? I know the new parks director there and could introduce you. His name is Bill Mock," - my next door neighbor
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"Klein" like Calvin, "henz" like chickens with a "z" |
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mabrown
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"Do you care if I lick it"
April, staring deep into Will's eyes, holding the TV remote control that she had just spilled melted chocolate all over. |
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mabrown
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| "I wonder what it's like to be finger banged by an NBA player" April |
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mabrown
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| "That's the best penis joke I've made all day, and I peed on my phone earlier" William sharp |
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